Betty Ford Relapse

🌵🔥 Betty Ford is Back! The Desert’s Hottest Hashing Legacy Continues! 🔥🌵

For three decades, the legendary Betty Ford Rehab ruled the greater Palm Springs desert with wild stories that still echo today. After a 10-year hiatus, the desert calls again. In 2026, a new chapter begins…with

✨ Betty Ford Relapse Presented by Mirage-A-Trois H3 ✨

What’s Betty Ford Relapse?

A 3-day desert escape packed with shiggy, pub crawls, poolside antics, endless laughs, and everything that makes a Betty Ford weekend great. 
Food, drinks, and shenanigans that only a Betty Ford weekend can deliver.
Skits? Oh yes… SKITS are coming back! Even better – WE HAVE PRIZES!
All of your coolest friends from across the country, ready to raise a glass and raise some hell.
An all-new (to us) affordably priced hash-friendly hotel in the greater Palm Springs area with multiple pools, hot springs, and maybe even live music.
For reals. This is not a mirage. 🌞🍻💦 

🔥 I’m IN! When is Betty Ford Relapse?!
Save the date! Betty Ford returns February 20–22, 2026.  Regos will be released in the cumming days and hotel bookings will follow shortly after.  

 What can I do now?

Visit our Facebook group page for updates. Better yet, invite your friends to join the group – we want to get the word out now, so share away.  
Want to volunteer? We’re looking for a few good men, (and women, and non-binary folks) to help! If you’re game, reach out to Dewalt Dildo
Are you into skits!? Want to win some FABULOUS PRIZES? We need skit helpers and performers – start thinking, you know who you are!

The Small Print (because transparency matters):

Betty Ford Relapse is presented by an active non-profit corporation, and a portion of this year’s proceeds will be donated to NAMI (www.NAMI.org), the National Alliance on Mental Illness, to support their suicide prevention efforts (full announcement coming soon). 

We are honored to have gotten GIGO’s approval to bring Betty Ford back, excited to carry the legacy forward, and can’t wait to catch up with you poolside. More to cum soon. 

Cheers,

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