H69 Trail 460: Where the wild thangs drank

WHAT DO WE WANT: trails

WHEN DO WE WANT IT: tonight 

HOW DO WE WANT IT: gently with a side of fries 

If trail is sure to result in victory then you must TRAIL! Gispert said that, and I think he knows a LITTLE bit more about hashing than YOU do pal, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!! And then he perfected his technique so that no hasher could best him in the trail of honor!! 

Then he took TWO of every animal on earth, herded them onto a boat, and then he out-drank the crap out of every single one. 

And THAT’S why when a bunch of animals are in one place it’s called A HASH

UNLESS IT’S A FARM

Hares: friendly neighborhood Skeletwhore, Circumbageler 

Trail type: DEAD so dead absolutely  d e a d 

Length: 2.5-3 miles

Girth: 😏 

Time: 6/7-9/10

On-after: always!

Bring: ID, cranium lamp, 6.69$ hash cash, DRESS WARM cuz it’s fucking cold as shit out y’all