BAH3 Campout 2026
Toon Town is in Danger!
The lovely, wild, unbesmirched SHIGGYLICIOUS home of our Animated Friends is the target of a heinous plot to bulldoze it all and cover it in shudder Pavement!It’s time to show our solidarity, like the goofy, squishy, unhurtable Toons we are in the only fashion BAH3 Hashers understand: BEER!Join us for Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers annual campout, themed for all the childhood Saturday mornings spent watching wasckally wabbits, ducks with PTSD, real American heroes and robots in disguise. Prepare a costume, prepare your liver, prepare your body, for CUMBOAT WILLIE. (Oh, also there’s a hash wedding involved.)Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com
DETAILS (Seriously Read These):
DATE: August 28-30, 2026
LOCATION: Maryland Health Society3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic
REGO: Sorry guys, I have to raise the price. Volunteers will get early bird pricing regardless of when they sign up, early entry to the campsite, plus a BONUS GIMME.We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.PAYPAL: @LaurenJohnson38Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.$140 Early Bird – 17 May to 30 June (Also, volunteer rate) (Must be paid by 30 June)$150 – 1-31 July (Must be paid by 31 July)$160 – 1-28 August (Must be paid before 15 August or immediately)Standard Rego includes tent camping site, food, beer, and four trails. RV spots are available for an additional fee, contact Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com to reserve.
FOOD: Food and drink is provided with registration. All wankers with dietary requirements should select “Vegetarian” for meal options and we will make a good faith effort to accommodate.
FACTION WARS:The Faction Wars/Squid Games/Quests activity will return from last year. Wankers will be assigned a “team” upon arrival, and throughout the weekend will complete tasks (or straight up buy off) your designated judges for points. Rules will come in email.
See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.
Remember the BAH3 core rules:-Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.
-Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated
-Consent is King
-No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash
Theme:Cartoons/Animation – “Cumboat Willie”
Stuff to Bring:Costume, tent, dry clothes, vessel, patches
Additional Details
Where to Register - https://hashrego.com/events/bah3-campout-2026
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Date And Time
2026-08-30 @ 12:00 PM
An update from Udderly Vanilla:
Welcome, Wanker, to Campout 2026. Welcome to Faction Wars.
This email discusses Faction Wars and how Circle works at Campout.
At check in, each wanker will be assigned one of Five Teams, which will be designated by your wristband color. (Names subject to revision, yes you may ask for a team, yes you may ask to be with your SO.)
The Factions are: Wonderful Whirled of Jizzney, Wet Dreamworks, Dickelodeon, Pooney Tunes, and Straight Up Literal Hentai
Your goal is to save ToonTown through cartoonish half-mind antics and daring feats of skill, or simply cross-dressing like a bunny when the plot calls for it. Individuals at Campout will be awarded points by a council of endlessly corrupt, self-serving Judges, your Campout and Game Czars:
Asscream Sundae
Critical Karen
Courtesy Gag
Junior Bacon Heaveburger
Udderly Vanilla
(Judge names will be posted)
What are these antics and feats? Everything! There will be a board where any attendee can post a quest or task. Get it done, tell a judge, get a point. These will be as elaborate as helping an exceptionally drunk wanker back to their tent, full scavenger hunts, or as simple as “someone left their cup, return it.” You can also straight-up bribe your judges with whatever you think they’ll like, be that boobs, booze, booty or boys. This means everyone should come with at least one idea you’d like seen done for points. Post it! Send idiots into mild peril for laughs and points! At the end, the winners will receive… something.
Everyone is assigned a team, but participation is voluntary. You can wheedle, whine, deal, but don’t cheat because this is for fun and does not matter.
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Faction Wars is separate from Halfmind Games. The teams are not the same, and a Halfmind Team can be made of any combination of FW team members. (Though winning is worth points.)
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How Circles work at Campout:
We circle before every trail, as normal.
During Campout, we only close Circle once per day.
Friday, after trail, we will Circle at the firepit and do our traditional close with violations and songs. This will be at around 6-6:30PM.
Saturday, there is no circle after the morning trail. All violations and sings will be at Closing Circle for Naked Trail, around 11:00PM, again at the firepit
Sunday, there is one closing Circle after Fat Boy Trail at around 11:00AM, outside the Clubhouse (near the pool) where we will do our last violations, last commendations, and assign our last points before declaring a Faction Wars winner and closing Campout.
-See you soon – UV